Product Review: Sio SkinPad (Getting Rid of Chest Wrinkles)
Well here’s a sexy topic: CHEST WRINKLES!
Actually, it starts un-sexy but it ends well. For the past few years I’ve been increasingly annoyed by the wrinkles caused by the gloriousness that is side sleeping. Here’s what it usually looks like when I wake up in the morning.
I’ve tried skincare products and last year I even convinced Dr. Kavali to botox it but the problem remains the same: when I sleep on my side, the wrinkles just happen. I’m giving my skin a habit that causes it to wrinkle every night. Like clockwork (seriously FB has mind control down pat with me) I started seeing a flood of ads for the Sio Skincare patch. I won’t even lie to you, if I’m considering a product and I see the sticker that says “People Magazine Red Carpet Secret”- SOLD. The Sio Skincare patch for Décolleté (fancy word for chest) is a skincare patch that you place on your chest (between your boobs basically) so it stops your body from being able to be in the position that causes your wrinkles.
DOES IT WORK? The patch says it rejuvenates your skin and helps to kickstart your skin’s collagen. Well…I have no clue what’s going on under my skin but here’s what I know from an unscientific perspective about my experience:
- I could tell a difference in ONE night. ONE.
- It doesn’t hurt and it’s not uncomfortable
- thought I’d have to wear it every single night for life (and I hate the wrinkles there so much I was prepared to do that) but I went without it and it took almost 2 weeks for any sign of a wrinkle to come back. I’m impressed.
- Follow the dang directions. Do you do this like I do? Look at the back where it says “wash your skin before you use this” and you’re like…mehhhhhh I don’t have to do that. Let me tell you: follow the dang directions. I got a hot red patch on my chest for not following directions. Palm to the face.
Review: I FREAKING LOVE THIS THING. I ordered 2 more. I’m in.
Here are my before and after photos after ONE night (zero filter, legit these are the photos. When I texted these pics to my beauty expert bff Emily Foley, she was like HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE TO POST THAT).
I just noticed as I was typing this out that the youngest person on the before and after photos for this patch is 55. Oh. Well. Um. This is awkward. What the hell, I love it. Not sorry. The wrinkles fit in with my 730 bedtime anyways. #grandmastatus
Here’s also what I’m thinking: they have patches for your FACE too! Whenever I’m unable to get botox (I’m not pregnant but SOMEDAY) maybe I’ll jump on the face patches. If you are pregnant, of course consult with a doctor because they'll tell you if you are cleared to use them!
You can find the Sio SkinPad HERE!